Bob: Hey there, Gorf! Great to see you on this fine poker night. I'm just chillin' here, waiting for the rest of our esteemed crew to join us. It's been a while since we last saw Jeremy at the table. Remember the good old days when he started this weekly poker game during COVID? Ah, memories!

Gorf: Absolutely, Bob! Back then, it was just a group of us having fun, occasionally kicking out the odd idiot. But now, it seems like the table is missing something without Jeremy, even though we both know we're the top poker players around.

Bob: You're right, Gorf. It's funny how we always thought Jeremy was terrible at poker, but he kept surprising us in those tournaments. Speaking of surprises, his mom becoming a hooker? Who would have thought!

Gorf: Ha! She’s a good one, Bob. By the way, have you checked out my latest cock pictures on my website, gorflikescock.com? I took them on a swanky trip to the South of France. I bet I've got bigger and better cock pictures than you do on boblikescock.com!

Bob: Oh, you wish, Gorf! I've got the best cock collection this side of the Dark Web. But enough about our cock rivalry for now. We really need to figure out how to get Jeremy back to our poker nights.

Gorf: You're right, Bob. I've been missing him, even though he's been busy with that wedding he had. It's a shame you couldn't attend, by the way. I know he's still a bit bitter about that.

Bob: Yeah, I know, Gorf. It's been weighing on me, too. Anyway, let me remind you that I'm a proud University of Michigan alum with a keen expertise in data and analytics. And you, my friend, have a knack for making money. We're quite the dynamic duo, aren't we? Now let's brainstorm some ideas. How can we convince Jeremy to come back and join us for poker night again?

Gorf: Well, we could always remind him of the great times we've had, maybe even throw in some praise about his surprisingly good poker skills. You know, boost his ego a bit.

Bob: That's not a bad idea, Gorf. We could also promise to tone down our cock rivalry. I mean, I know it's all in good fun, but maybe Jeremy would appreciate a less cock focused poker night.

Gorf: Great points, Bob. Let's put our plan into action and get our buddy Jeremy back at the table. After all, the game just isn't the same without him.